Monday, February 4, 2013

A Funny Thing Happened

...on the way to the SA

So yesterday was the SA. It our usual fashion, hub and I made it amusing. I took the morning off to help him out. Since we’re about 30 minutes (with the traffic) from the center where we dropped it off, we needed to be otherwise ready to go. We laid out our work clothes, made to-go teas, showered and took the contents of that paper bag from my last post into the bedroom.

First of all, have you seen the SA cup? It is the size of a juice glass. Seriously, a less endowed man might be able to put his whole thing in there, with whatever it produced. Immediately I realized why we haven’t been able to conceive- there is no way hub produces enough man juice to fill that cup- clearly that’s the issue! We started off with quite a bit of laughter, since one or both of us commented on everything I’ve mentioned thus far. Finalizing was a little difficult since there were so many don’ts on the list, but we made it happen. Basically we followed the usual repertoire and just washed up before the finale. Watching hub try to arrange the juice glass cup before and then trying to catch it all without touching the inside of the receptacle- well we'll just say I think I ruined the moment by giggling. Oops.

Hopefully the count will be accurate, given the awkwardness, the early hour and the pressure. T-3 days and counting for results.(! or vomit face.. not sure which)

(I also got CD21 blood test.. and then read online that it really should be  7DPO [it was 3DPO]. At least it’s just a blood test and I can re-do it fairly easily if need be. We won’t be getting any help until at least the cycle after next)

A gift real special, so take off the top

Take a look inside it's my dick in a box

It's in a box

Justin Timberlake, Dick in a Box

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