I am having a gross day.
Really gross, and I'm going to note it here for all eternity, so if you don't want be be disgusted, skip this one.
I was feeling alright earlier in day, so I had a cheesy, meaty lunch while sitting on couch celebrating the first summer Friday. Summer Fridays are a real treat, since we get out of work at 1pm.
That lunch came back to haunt me during my 430pm nap. I had gotten into my bedtime routine- changed into glasses and jammies and then switched on the fan and bedded down with puck the dog. Then I knew I was going to vomit.
I rush into the bathroom and start vomiting. I vomited a lot. Then the unthinkable happened.
My glasses fell into the toilet bowl full of vomit. Then I had to fish them out, making the vomiting worse.
It was horrible.
Now I am sitting on the couch with a book, a lifetime movie, a bottle of vanilla seltzer and my tainted glasses.
Oh the joys of pregnancy, at least as much indignity as dildo cams and injections.